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[gothamite-rambler]

Zatanna (waving her wand around): I cast maid outfits for men!

As Zatanna's words fell, a puff of smoke materialized, and all the male heroes were in maid outfits with colors matching their hero suits. Flash yelped, crouching slightly as he tried to cover his hairy blonde legs.

Green Lantern!Hal: Hm... Neat. Figures I'd look good in it too. Sorry Jon.

Green Lantern!Jon rolled his eyes, unfazed. He wasn't mortified, more annoyed since it was cold outside and he was in a skirt.

Flash!Barry (hiding behind Green Arrow): Damn it Zatanna!

Batman (shrugging, indifferent): This look actually works for me. I have the legs and arms for this.

Wonder Woman was doubled over in laughter and unable to respond. Hawkgirl smirked as she looked at Hawkman in his maid outfit.

Hawkgirl: You surprisingly have the legs for that skirt too.

Hawkman nodded with a proud smile.

Superman (crouching, blushing): Zatanna, can you switch our outfits back! I don't like this pleated skirt! I like long skirts now.

Zatanna (amused tone): Didn't expect you to be so modest. Fine, after the female heroes take pictures I'll recite the spell.

Green Arrow sighed, blushing while his wife took pictures of him in his maid outfit, while Flash kept using him as a shield.

Flash!Barry: I wouldn't be as mad if I had time to shave my legs!

[unfortunatelyphoenix]

So Danny got summoned by a cult the JL failed to stop. Problem, he's a little too hungry to care

I had 2 ideas for this so you can choose which one you want.

Danny had forgotten to eat for like 24 hours when doing ghost king shit, so when he finally got some food and felt himself being pulled into a summoning he decided that whoever it was could deal with him eating, so he grabbed his plate and kept eating. To say the cult and JL were expecting to see a massive eldritch king of ghosts and space sitting cross-legged like a teenager and eating (insert the most random food you wouldn't expect a regal king to eat) would be a lie.

Danny, with food in his mouth: You're the ones who summoned me while I was in the middle of eating, so you get to deal with it.

OR

Danny had forgotten he needed food, again, but just as he was about to sit down to start eating he suddenly got summoned by some random cult. So now he's standing in the middle of a summoning circle that's surrounded by cultists and heroes, but he doesn't care, he's now just disappointed in the world and a little sad.

Danny, looking an ancient god and king of space and terror, in the most pathetic and sad voice: My dino nuggies D:

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 49! It's been a while! Sorry, life has been super busy and hectic recently!

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[emmsalgal]

Bruce, walking into Dick's room: Dick, I wanted to ask you-

Dick, lying awkwardly on his bed, flustered and coughing: Ehrm, yeah, what?

Bruce:

Bruce: Is Wally hiding under your bed?

Wally, muffled: No

[yzur02]

Hal: what's that?

Bruce: *intense glaring on J'onn*

J'onn: *vibing*

Barry: who knows? *drinks smoothie*

Meanwhile Bruce and J'onn telepathically:

Bruce: I'm sending good vibes in your direction *bat-glare* do not resist

J'onn: this is terrifyingly nice of you, thank you, Batman

...

Dick: there are good things coming your way, you can't escape, they are going to get you

M'gann: that's ominously sweet of you, thanks

[caffeinatedvigilantewriter]

So Dani has gotten captured by the GIW, and got reverted to her chronological age (7, she was 19 when she was captured. Team phantom was attending collage and couldn’t get to her in time)

Luckily, Bruce Wayne, training to be Batman, breaks into the Base and rescues her.

He invites her to joins him while traveling and she accepts. But, after a while Bruce heads back to Gotham and they part way. (Dani was 8). Dani was the kid he never had.

Dani visits whenever Bruce’s kids are all away, so she’s never meet them. And Bruce forgets to mention the fact that they all have an older sister (Bruce is her emergency guardian)

There are multiple ways the batkids can find out about Dani

“Bruce? I found your old video logs from when you trained to be Batman, and who’s the kid you’re with?”

“Oh that your sister. She’s dead”

———————

“All in favor for Phantasm the ghost girl to join the JLD?!”

“Superman, I thought I said that none of my kids will be joking the Justice League while I’m still alive.”

“She’s your kid? But she dead!”

———————

“BRUCE! I thought you said you were in Paris for a mission with a partner?”

“I was.”

“Then why is there a photo of you in a cafe with a women three years older than Dick?!”

“She was my partner.”

“Who is she?”

“She’s your sister, Duke.”

———————

“Oh no!? How do we defeat big bad ghost baddie?!?”

“Hn. I will call in an expert.”

“Batman, you know someone who is an expert with ghosts? Who is she?”

“My daughter.”

“Black Bat?”

“No, my other daughter.”

“Spoiler?”

“No. My oldest daughter.”

“Oracle?”

“No.”

“What other daughter do you have?”

“Dani. She’s dead.”

[meikooo200]

Billy is constantly stopped by the League of committing murder.

But not a normal murder, murder by a strange curse.

For example:

Batman: Marvel, no!

C.Marvel: I wasn’t going to do anything! *with a random villian behind his back*

Batman: Don’t lie to me. I saw your intentions. *looking at his eyes*

C. Marvel: *visibly nervous* Which… Which intentions? *avoidong Batman’s gaze*

Batman: I know you want to turn this man on a fish in the middle of the Sahara.

Random villian: *scared* W-What?!

Batman: You can’t do that.

C. Marvel: Why?!

Batman: It’s murder.

C.Marvel:

You take the fun out of life

Or:

Flash: Hey, kiddo! *arriving to Fawcett City on one of the rare times when Billy asked for help* What do you want me to do?

C. Marvel: do you see that man? *pointing to a random villian*

Flash: yup

C. Marvel: I want you to help me to run around him until he runs out of oxygen

Flash: I beg your fucking pardon?!

C. Marvel: It’s not as bad at it sound! *looking at his nails (recently painted by Darla)* He would die by the curse of have the need of driving behind a truck with loose logs anyways

Superman: *apering out of nowhere after hearing that* What did you just said?

Superman and Flash were like:

I think he's serious

This apply for his siblings too:

Aquaman: I think I miss hear, could you repeat that?

Voltage (Freddy): Hmm… Maybe… Maybe… We cast a spell on that villian.

Wonder Woman: What kind of spell.

Circuit (Eugine): Hmm…Well…

Aquaman: Kids?

Voltage: Unlimited diarreah.

Circuit: until she dies of dehydration or lack of body mass or anything alse.

W.W and Aquaman: ….

Voltage: It was an accident (It was not)

It was the third time on the week that one of the Shazamily came for the same thing.

Diana and Arthur were also like:

You don't learn, do you?

[kyxhiin]

Captain Marvel, The American dream. Wip

Captain Marvel's the dream hero. Kinder than a sweet grandma, stronger than anything the world could imagine, and that charming dimpled smile that has been capturing the hearts of the women (and men) nationwide since the 1950s! But is he really american?

1.

Batman: Captain, we need to have a talk.

Captain Marvel: Well sure batman! Whadya' wanna say?

Batman: I've been having concerns about where you are actually from.

Captain Marvel: Ooh.. yikes... That's hard to say really? But I know the current me is from here..

Batman: Current you??

Captain Marvel: Sorry sorry, I'm from all around the world it's hard to say where I originated from. That's all you need to know.

2.

Flash with a tired sigh: Ugh tax seasons coming up soon gotta start early on that.

Captain Marvel: Uh? i-.. Yeah... Totally.

Guy Gardner: ... Do you not do your taxes???

Captain Marvel: Crud- No I do my taxes or well I used to?? But I also didn't used to..

Flash: What????

Captain Marvel: I use to do them and I used to not do them that's all you need to know-

3.

wip guys writers block is still hitting me hard will update in a day or so if you guys remind me, mb guy this is a half update but still an update, gonna finish it tomorrow trustttt

[kitteacloud]

Some BirdFlash and chaotic Damian

[trickarrowsandbatarangs]

Oh my GOD! I was already so pumped for this run to come out, but now that we’ve seen this i am ECSTATIC!

This redesign RULES!

[robinsleeping]

Gotta love low resolution

[danaclese]

Some fast fan service

From, DC X Sonic the Hedgehog (Yes, they really called it that.)

[theaceofarrows]

[elutrosop]

Loved this design

[missingskelly-ghost]

I have a little head cannon of cap being gender-fluid like if I were a little kid with magic and found out I could change my form or gender I’ll do it like I like my gender but bro switching it up just seems fun plus it would be helpful for stealth missions. Like imagine someone ask captain marvel out for stealth mission and just transform into a girl.

Flash: all right the cult mostly targeting women so how are we gonna do this

Green lantern : well one of us could dress up in -

Captain marvel: hold up I got this *transform into to a female version of captain marvel

Flash: you could have done that the entire time

Captain marvel: well duh I wasn’t always guy

Green lantern: huh I didn’t know you were originally a girl

Captain marvel: oh no I didn’t have a gender or sexuality when I was created I was just spawned into existence

Flash: cool so gender fluid cap

[yzur02]

I love the idea that different speedsters have different ways to fight:

Barry is a cop, so he is mostly used to tackling, punching and pushing

Wally, on the other hand, was born fast so he went with what made sense: kicks and uses acrobatics to help reach his objectives

Bart, meanwhile, uses his speed to generate momentum and power